Sunday, January 27, 2008
Romney Wins Silver in Badminton
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Monday, December 31, 2007
Dean Holds Meeting to Slow Down Momentum
Washington, DC - Democratic National Committee Chair and former presidential candidate Howard Dean announced today that all of the candidates will convene a meeting at Independence Hall in Philadelphia the day before the Iowa caucus. "The prospect for victory looks too bright," Dean admitted. "We need a cataclysmic error in judgement to slow our chances down -- perhaps put Hillary Clinton in an F-16 Fighting Falcon Multi-Role Fighter Aircraft or tell a stem cell joke." Joe Biden offered to plagiarize Alexis de Toqueville and Dennis Kucinich said his wife would consider pole dancing. "We'll think of something -- you know you can count on us to bungle it in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida, Ohio, yeeeeee-hawww!!" Dean assured writers at http://www.humor-blogs.com/
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Romney Recalls Rosa Ride
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Sunday, December 30, 2007
Pakistan Rejects U.S. Offer to Run Pakistan
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Saturday, December 29, 2007
San Francisco Zoo Simulates Jungle
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
Romney Challenges Huckabee to Burr-Hamilton Duel
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Santa Suffers Buyer's Remorse
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Divorced NJ Man Rebounds Following Ebay Feedback Affirmations
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Friday, December 21, 2007
Celine Dion Still Bowing
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
BREAKING NEWS: JAMES PATTERSON WRITES TWO BOOKS IN ONE WEEKEND
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Nostradamus Predicted Spears Pregnancy
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Monday, December 10, 2007
BREAKING NEWS: MICHAEL JACKSON HOSPITALIZED AFTER TRYING TO SNEEZE
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Bush Says Genocide "Encouraging Sign"
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Wednesday, December 5, 2007
U.S. Post Office Goes Green
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Sunday, November 18, 2007
Clinton Cackle Coos Crowd
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
America Honors Veterans
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