Weehawken, NJ - According to the Washington punditry, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney may not have lost the Iowa primary yet but he may have lost his mind. Ever since the Concord Monitor published its article "Anyone But Romney" likening a Romney administration to an anesthesia-free enema, the former governor has been gassy mad. A trucker on the New Jersey turnpike called 911 Tuesday night to report what looked like Mitt Romney firing a revolver in the air on a hill in Weehawken, the site of the infamous Burr-Hamilton duel. He was heard screaming, "Let's settle this like men Huckaboom!" Recent reports in the Iowa Register reveal that Romney spent 38 million dollars in Iowa while former Arkansas Governor Mike Hukabee has spent only nine dollars. "I bought some pancakes at Charlie's Famous Pancake House," Huckabee admitted, his dimples bursting in air. "The nine dollars included the tip," he added, as he hammered campaign yard signs in the shape of crosses into people's lawns. When Huckabee heard that Romney was waiting for him on a hill in Weehawken, he sent campaign volunteer Chuck Norris to respond to Romney's request.
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