Dinner Guests Survive Unsolicited Tour of House

Buckhead, GA – Fred and Yani Mitchell were found in their bed Monday morning clinging to life after surviving a seemingly endless tour of their friend Kitti Dornfeld’s new house. “We couldn’t get up for work,” Fred said, as he reassured his worried family who arrived on the scene with the police that they were all right. When the couple accepted an invitation for dinner with their old neighbors, they had no idea it would include a 40 minute tour of their new home. “When Kitti asked me if I wanted to see the house, I told her it wasn’t necessary but she said I had to see it. Looking inside the closet was bad enough; I almost died when she made me guess how much she paid for her couches and asked me to sit on her new toilet seat,” a withdrawn Yani told Pretzel reporter Biff Barker. “When we finally sat down for dinner, she made me get up to look at some shelves her husband had just installed in the garage.” Police visited the Dornfeld’s home to instruct the couple to stop giving tours. Kitti invited the police officers inside for some coffee and asked them if they wanted to see her new patio furniture and meet her in-laws and children.