Los Angeles, CA - In a post game interview, Barry Bonds admitted that he is intentionally not hitting any more homeruns in order to punish everyone who has accused him of taking steroids. "I just want to make them keep watching me. Let them all stay up until midnight every night." Bonds added that his new goal is to break Pete Rose's at-bats record of 14,053. He currently has 9,763. "You can keep watching my daughter make chicken motions in the stands for the rest of the season," he said. Mark Nies, a fan who dressed as a giant head for the game against the Los Angeles Dodgers, said he hopes Bonds breaks the record in Dodgers' Stadium so he can be there to boo him. Bonds also admitted that he told Bud Selig to buy plane tickets to San Diego, Colorado, Arizona, Houston, St. Louis, Chicago, and Milwaukee. An FBI spokesman said they have launched a probe into a relationship between NBA referee Tim Donaghy and Bonds for colluding in a stock options deal with American Airlines.
