Beverly Hills, CA - Joan Rivers' publicist announced today that the comedian underwent her seventh plastic surgery in the past month. Rivers, who turns 92 in March, said her goal is to look younger than Dakota Fanning by the end of the year. Doctors estimate her next face lift may pull her eyes all the way shut and require her to use a seeing-eye dog. "If that's true, I'll hire Star Jones," she quipped from her hospital bed. "I gave up on Ponce de Leon years ago," she added. "Ever since I had this work done, people laugh before I even tell a joke."
