Boca Raton, FL – A 5:15 am fire alarm in a South Florida apartment building sent residents scurrying for the exits in their pajamas Tuesday morning. Firefighters sent two extra trucks to extinguish the flames of bad breath reported once the first brigade arrived on the scene. Jan Noodlebaum from the fifth floor was holding her Maltese when she fainted during a conversation with “the guy who always wears sunglasses inside and whistles in the elevator”. Neighbors reported his breath smelled like sausage. Resident Fran Deluca, also known as "the lady who doesn’t shower off before getting in the pool”, also caused frowns with her halitosis as she lamented her early morning walk down the stairwell. “Her breath smells like she has been licking her dog’s ass,” a dazed resident said. Firefighters managed to contain the fire but suggested installing outdoor fire sprinklers to retard the residents’ breath in the future.
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