How long have you been dating your water bottles? Did they attend your wedding? Which one was present at your child's birth? I'll consider returning that one. Did Santa give them to you for Christmas? Did your Dad use them as bases when you played wiffle ball in the backyard? Or did you mother stick candles in them and put them on your birthday cake? Go watch Ellen you freak. The bottles are mine now.
Friday, October 19, 2007
Bottle Bandit Bites Back
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