San Francisco, CA - Barry Bonds thrives on the media attention he curses. Injecting himself with steroids made him famous and increased his baseball cap by two sizes, a feat doctors say only happens if you're taking steroids or have elephant disease. Now that Bonds cheated his way to the top, all that awaits him is a trial. Reportedly jealous of the endless attention showered on O.J. Simpson, Bonds' friends speculate that he may kill Fred Goldman. "I don't know if he'll kill Fred or his wife but I know he's thinking about killing someone," said Marcus Allan, a childhood friend. Bonds is also considering writing a new book, If I Did It, which would discuss how fans would have reacted if he actually broke the homerun record legitimately.
