Friday, August 10, 2007

Stingrays Rally For "Stingray Week" On Discovery Channel


Atlantic Ocean - Offended by the recent coverage of sharks, a group of activist stingrays in the Bahamas sent a sonar signal to the Discovery Channel asking why they are not being given the same amount of air time. "We killed Steve Irwin and we're even scarier looking than sharks," wrote Sting Ray, the author of Don't Stand So Close To Me. The Local Sting Ray Union 743, which has also fought against tail discrimination, organized a Million Fin Swim on the steps of the Titanic to express their dissatisfaction. Dr. Martin Luther Sting, Jr. is expected to deliver the keynote address.

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