Sunday, September 30, 2007

Office Motivational Posters Cause Employee to Take Life


Houston, TX - Jared Lindell, an accountant at H & R Block, was found dead in his cubicle today, the apparent victim of a drug overdose. Coworkers reported Jared appeared depressed in recent months after his boss ordered a series of motivational posters for the office. In Jared's suicide note, which was found next to a "Priorities Boy" coffee mug, he admitted to deciding to take his own life after realizing he was unable to soar, believe and succeed, make it happen, be the bridge, or aim high. At his funeral, Jared's boss said he was "a rising star" who went "above and beyond" the call of duty. Coworker Janet Popinetti described his attitude as a "little thing that made a big difference."

8 comments:

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This is so funny.

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I hate those posters; way to optomistic for me.

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