Islamabad, Pakistan - Pakistan President Perez Musharraf soundly rejected President Bush's offer to lead the investigation into the assassination of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto Friday. Bush, while eating a bowl of Lucky Charms in the Oval Office, countered the rejection by offering to send Musharraf a copy of the South Beach Diet and The Perfect Push-Up - As Seen on TV! "Somebody please tell me what is wrong with that man," Musharaff pleaded. "If your former President, Bill Clinton, was shot, would you expect Pakistan to lead the investigation? We have 160 million people in our country -- we've got it covered, but thanks," he added. President Bush declined to comment on reports that he thinks the rest of the world can't survive without him. A White House insider also leaked that Bush requested $200 billion for the FY 08 budget to initiate a U.S. Department of World's Policemen but dropped the plan after Dick Cheney agreed to do it himself. "This is World War III," Bush said, in an effort to calm tensions in the region. "The folks who shot Bhutto make it clear to everyone that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction," he added.
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Editor's Note: President Bush offered to write a column for humor-blogs.com but was rejected.
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THIS COUNTRY THINKS EVERYONE NEEDS OUR HELP WHEN WE'RE THE ONES WHO NEED THE HELP!!!!
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