Hamburg, Germany - Mel Gibson, the actor turned anti-Semite and director of the Passion of the Christ, married political commentator Ann Coulter in a raucous ceremony in Nazi Germany. The grandson of Adolf Eichman performed the services at the former Gestapo Headquarters in what Coulter referred to as “the most beautiful day of my life since Liberace died from AIDS and began a long overdue elimination of gays.” Gift bags included a copy of Mein Kampf and gold fillings. Coulter, who has referred to homosexuality as “bedroom terrorism” and jews as "road scum" acknowledged that asking the best man and bridesmaid to wear swastikas might cause concern back home. Gibson will cut his honeymoon short to return for the filming of his new movie, a revisionist's version of Marathon Man.
