New York, NY - As a follow-up to her Sopranos campaign ad and in an effort to illustrate her spontaneity, Hillary Clinton opened fire on Republican presidential candidate Rudolph Giuliani outside Buona Notte Ristorante on Mulberry Street. Clinton pumped 30 rounds into the former mayor's chest before smoking a cigar and making her getaway in a tinted Cadillac Seville. Witnesses reported seeing Nicky "The Pig" Gravano and Hector "The Toad" Ribera in the backseat. The NYPD arrived on the scene, thought they saw Giuliani carrying a gun, and shot him 12 more times. At the Clinton Headquarters, police found plans to bury Mitt Romney under the new Yankee Stadium.
