Coral Gables, FL – The Nordstroms at the Sunset Mall has been closed until further notice following an incident involving Heisman trophy winner O.J. Simpson earlier in the day. A store security guard reported that Simpson was shopping in the shoe department when he ran out of the dressing room. He was screaming, “I saw him, I saw the man who murdered my wife!” Police cordoned off the area and replayed the surveillance videos. “All we found in the dressing room was a pair of Bruno Magli shoes and a mirror,” said the Chief of Security. “We didn’t find any fingerprints.” Simpson was later found on the 19th hole at The Doral with his most recent concubine. He was drinking Cuervo Gold, smoking a Cuban Edicion Limitada cigar, and wearing a pair of white golfing gloves. When police arrived on the scene, they joined him.
