Thursday, July 5, 2007

Clinton Slams Bush for Copying Him


Miami, FL – Former President Bill Clinton excoriated President Bush for commuting the sentence of convicted felon Lewis “Scooter” Libby, insisting “the current administration has no respect for the rule of law.” Clinton later retracted his statement when he remembered he also committed perjury and pardoned bank robbers, child pornographers, terrorists, money launderers, tax evaders, cocaine traffickers, and other fugitives on his last day in office. Senator Hillary Clinton, who is trying to become the coldest and most calculating person ever to be elected President, shrugged off the controversy and reminded an audience of 12 unenthusiastic supporters that it’s “time for a change in Washington.” It is unclear if she was referring to President Bush or her husband.

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