Saturday, July 14, 2007

McCain Announces 2012 Bid for White House


Phoenix, AZ – Sensing an end to his run for the White House in 2008, Senator John McCain announced today that he plans on running for President in 2012. After a CNN/USA Today poll revealed only 12% of Americans would support a McCain 2012 candidacy, McCain said he would not rule out running in 2016. McCain is scheduled to appear on Law & Order next month and continues to pray for a devastating terrorist attack in Arizona or an end to the normalization of relations with Vietnam. President Bush sought to console McCain with a hug and later gave him a massage on AirForce One. In exchange, McCain drew letters on Bush's back with his finger and asked him to guess what words he was spelling.

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