Rockport, ME - Three hours after suffering a seizure, Chief Justice John Roberts ruled it was unconstitutional on the grounds that he did not authorize it. In a 6-3 decision, Roberts also overturned his 1993 seizure, arguing in the majority opinion that "unlike creationism, it had no known origin and therefore can't be substantiated." Associate Justice John Paul Stevens wrote the dissenting opinion, arguing that "the seizure evolved over time and was likely caused by a disgruntled brain perplexed by the resilience of the Cheney heart." President Bush issued a statement asking everyone to "pray for the speedy recovery of this fine man while his brain goes through this difficult transition." Attorney General Alberto Gonzales thanked the President for his support.
