Boston, MA - Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney, who has come under scrutiny for driving 11 hours from Boston to Ontario with his dog Seamus strapped to the roof of his car, recently duct taped his wife Ann to the wing of a Boeing 737. "We had the choice to fly standby or find our own solution. There was one seat on the plane so I asked Ann if she would mind riding on the spoiler," Romney explained at a press conference. Ann, who was pelted by a flock of seagulls on takeoff, was not permitted to comment.
