Hollywood, CA - During the filming of Minority Report 2, Scientologist Tom Cruise picked up a ball from one of the precogs indicating his beleaguered wife, unknown actress Katie Holmes, planned on divorcing him and moving to Venus with their daughter Suri. Cruise and a team of PreCrime officers jetted to their Hollywood home, eye-scanned Holmes, and haloed her before she could escape. "Marriage is a risky business," he said, "but I now realize I didn't have her at hello." Holmes said she regrets having lip implants over a retina transplant. "I heard he was making a Vanilla Sky sequel," she said. "I was scared."
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