Washington, DC - Senator Clinton introduced a bill today to censure her voting record. She admitted she is not sure how she will vote on the bill. "My votes are outrageous and I won't stand for them," she explained. Critics heralded Clinton's bill as a heroic attempt to rescue her campaign from reality. It remains unclear if she was introducing a bill or her husband Bill to make her voting record go away. Clinton stopped in the middle of her speech to take a cell phone call from Monica Lewinsky.
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