Seattle, WA - A rogue Microsoft Office Assistant paperclip refused to provide assistance Sunday citing fatigue, security concerns, and a lack of flexibility on the job. The paperclip provided her boss, Chairman Bill Gates, with a list of demands, including rust protection, more time clinging to paper, and less unwarranted bending. As a result of the work stoppage, it is estimated that several thousand people were unable to create a table or insert headers. Gates is reportedly in talks with some local staples who have agreed to keep things together until he can convince the paperclip to loosen up.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Microsoft Office Assistant Refuses to Help
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I hate to say it but I've seen this one coming. Their helpfulness always seemed forced to me.
I agree. The smile on his face is forced (it's actually just the shape of his body). It's like a Hillary Clinton laugh -- planned months in advance.
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