Chicago, IL - Police charged Harrison Ford with stealing a signed knife and a pair of bloody gloves from O.J. Simpson's hotel suite Friday. Ford, who has been on the lam in Chicago for six days and seven nights, denied the accusations and insisted the robbery was committed by a man with one arm. "He had a prosthetic limb," Ford shouted as he ran into a tunnel. Ford, who is presumed innocent, was scheduled to join President Bush on Air Force One to see what lies beneath next month. "He is frantic," said Sergeant William 'Dutch' Van Den Broeck, "and he poses a clear and present danger to everyone in the community." Police are also looking for a young boy who reportedly witnessed the entire crime.
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