New Haven, CT - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accepted an offer from Yale University President Richard Levin today to speak to a group of political science majors. In response, Michael Chertoff, the Secretary of Homeland Security, raised the terror alert level to orange and advised Americans to buy duct tape. Chertoff cited concerns Ahmadinejad may share information that conflicts with the U.S. propaganda machine. "We don't need anyone reminding us of 500 years of slavery, the denial of civil rights, arming terrorist nations, and buying Vanilla Ice CDs," Chertoff explained. Idaho Senator Larry Craig said Ahmadinejad is a "nasty, naughty boy" but offered to meet with him in the men's bathroom just past the magazine kiosk by Concourse C in Bradley International Airport.
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