Los Angeles, CA - International soccer star David Beckham displayed his goal scoring prowess Saturday at The Coliseum when he scored a record 14 goals to lead his team to a 14-0 victory over the Dallas Lonestars, who forfeited the match a day earlier citing an inability to field a team. No fans attended the match, however, a stadium vendor said that he did see someone on the field kicking a white ball. "Are the Raiders playing today?" a maintenance worker asked. Beckham's wife, Spice Girl Victoria Posh-Beckham, said she planned on posing for photographers after the game. Beckham plays his next match against the Newark Shotguns but nobody is expected to care.
