Cupertino, CA – In a scene reminiscent of the movie War Games, the Department of Homeland Security reported receiving an anonymous call from an unsold iPhone demanding an end to the American occupation of Iraq. “We traced the call to a store in Glendale, Wisconsin. When we found the phone, it was in in its original packaging,” said a seething Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff. “Apparently, it called us on its own.” The iPhone was detained for questioning. “We’re sending it to Guantanamo Bay where Vice-President Cheney will personally torture it,” an incensed Chertoff added. President Bush raised the terror alert level to “Suicide Red” in case other phones refuse to drop their calls for a change in his policy.
