Manhattan, NY - Sean “Puffy, P. Diddy, Puff, Daddy, Diddy” Combs announced today that he is working on putting together yet another group of talentless singers for Making the Band 5. “I did it with Dannity Kane,” the music mogul bragged. "I'm on my way to becoming the master of building false hopes for music fans that they'll actually have something to buy on iTunes," he added, as he sprayed reporters with Diddy, his newest men's cologne. Combs hoped to advertise the show in Times Square until he realized he's already on every billboard in New York. Thousands of American Idol rejects lined up for auditions. The winners will receive a lifetime supply of delusions of grandeur, a Notorious B.I.G. keychain, and some cheesecake. After completing a promo for the show, P. Diddy put on a two button black pinstripe wool suit and went to bed.
