Philadelphia, PA – From the famed steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, a freshly botoxed Sylvester Stallone announced an agreement to fight 73 year old actress Judi Dench in another installment of the Rocky series. Dench tried running up the steps with Stallone but collapsed and was transported to Jefferson Memorial Hospital. It is unknown if she will return to the set for filming. Stallone, who turns 92 in August, said he would agree to fight Liza Minnelli if Dench is unable to make a comeback. In unrelated news, a sniper was arrested Tuesday for shooting two middle aged men who were running up the museum steps with their arms above their heads singing “Gonna Fly Now”.
