Saturday, July 7, 2007

Robin Williams Stars in Three Awful Movies Simultaneously


Hollywood, CA – Robin Williams rushed a third horrible movie out of production and into theatres Friday. RV and Death to Smoochy will be joined shortly by The Krazees. The movie marks Williams’ 84th film. The actor, best known for his role as an alien on the popular 1970's sit-com Mork and Mindy, insists he will not stop making stupid movies until he breaks Hank Aaron’s record. “I’m trying to ruin my career,” Williams admitted. “If I keep going, people will forget I ever made Dead Poet’s Society, Awakenings, and Aladdin.” Last week, Hollywood Director Jerry Bruckheimer contacted Williams to see if he might be interested in starring in a new blockbuster with Nicolas Cage, Tara Reid, Madonna, Adam Sandler, and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Williams agreed but insisted that Keanu Reeves also join the cast. Film critic Roger Ebert predicted the movie has the potential to make Ishtar look like Citizen Kane.

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