Kabul, Afghanistan – Forgotten terrorist Osama Bin Laden released a video on YouTube today during which he asks if anybody is still looking for him. President Bush said he had not seen the video but admitted to “watching a funny clip on YouTube last night where a chihuahua attacks a vacuum cleaner.” Bush, who was recently offered the lead role in Mission Impossible IV, leaves for Maine tomorrow to fish with Russian President Putin before the KGB poisons and buries him at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. “I have not seen any U.S. troops near my cave for several years. Am I free to go now?” Bin Laden asks on his MySpace blog. The lanky Afghan lists himself as single, armed, and bearded in his profile but states he is not looking for a serious relationship at this time. His buddy list includes Bagram, Faizabad, Nawzad, Kushka, Qalat, and Zaranj.
