Langley, Virginia - After failing to heed 9/11 warnings, newly elected CIA Director Robert Gates decided he wants to improve the agency. His first step involves expanding the Pentagon to provide a new wing for people who actually know what the hell they're doing. The headquarters, which will now be called the Sextagon, is a more fitting name for the politicians and employees who inhabit it. President Bush approved the plan but requested a sketch of the new building so he could see its shape.
