Concord, NH - John McCain and Hillary Clinton have been crashing into each other on the campaign trail for several months. Last night, they crashed one more time -- literally. McCain's Straight Talk Express sideswiped Clinton's Southern Drawl Bus disabling both campaign vehicles. Both candidates were uninjured in the accident. "The bus driver took his eye off the road, McCain said. "He couldn't drive a matchbox car out of a sandbox." The driver confessed to owing back taxes and cheating on his wife three years ago on a trip to Las Vegas. Both candidates were forced to walk to the nearest gas station where new transportation was provided. "Mine feets aren't no ways tired yet," Clinton remarked. "Nobody told me the bus ride would be easy. I don't believe he brought me this far to leave me."
