Granville, TN - All Tommy Sinegra, Jr. wanted to do was take a swim. At approximately 1:15 pm this afternoon, neighbors reported seeing little Tommy jump into his neighbor's pool wearing his birthday hat and a Sponge Bob bathing suit. He had been waiting for a group of friends to arrive for his tenth birthday party. "I guess he didn't look before he jumped," former Vice-President Al Gore said. "I drained that pool two months ago and used the water for landscape and agricultural irrigation, toilet flushing, and a ground water basin." Tommy, Sr. was unable to rush his son to the hospital where he would have been treated for minor injuries because Gore drained the gasoline from his car and used it to make petroleum wax to manufacture candles to light his home.
